I’m on a quest to write the worst video game joke. Care to join me?
oh my GOD
"I was thirteen," I said again, although of course I was only thinking "crush crush crush crush crush".
Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS as a child and oh my god
Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
this is real
me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
so basically we want Donna back